PJ:Look, I'm really glad you came back cause I have to tell you something. The minute I saw you, I knew I was still crazy about you. Skyler:Well, That's why I came back too. I just finished talking to the kabob guy around the corner… George:Ezra! He's my cousin. And very wise in the ways of love. Skyler:He helped me realize that i'm still crazy about you too. PJ:Really? Skyler:Really!
PJ and Skyler meet in the episode "Battle of the Bands" and they have an instant attraction. They become a couple in the episode. In the episode "Teddy's Bear", PJ and Skyler celebrate there one week anniversary. Skyler wrote a Poem for PJ and PJ got Skyler a necklace with a piece of Churro from the first snack they ever shared together. In the episode "Meet the Parents" Skyler and PJ go on they're first real date. In "Monkey Business" PJ thinks Skyler's dad was watching him, but later in the episode, PJ finds out that he was just hired to pretend to be her father. PJ makes it clear that he is the one for Skyler.
In "PJ in the City", Skyler has to say goodbye to PJ because her dad got transferred to New York. They both are devastated and don't want to say goodbye. PJ goes to New York to be with Skyler. Eventually, Bob convinced PJ if he and Skyler are truly in love they will find a way to eventually be together. They break up but they both tell each other that it isn't a goodbye. It's just a see ya later.
PJ brings up Skyler in a conversation with Teddy ("All Fall Down") when trying to console her about parting with Spencer.
Skyler returns in the Season 4 episode "Good Luck Jessie: NYC Christmas" where Skyler and PJ admit they are still crazy about each other and get back together.
Skyler appears in the series finale "Good Luck Teddy" as PJ's Girlfriend. PJ and Skyler end the series together as Boyfriend and Girlfriend.
Both Skyler and PJ are checking each other out when they first see each other. PJ says "Hi" to Skyler and Skyler says "Hi" to him. PJ and Skyler introduce themselves to one another. PJ says "I'm PJ" and Skyler says "I'm Skyler".
PJ answers the door and it's Skyler. PJ says "Hi" and Skyler says "Hi". Skyler asks if Teddy is home and she isn't so PJ invites Skyler in. Skyler tells PJ "Oh, I liked your song yesterday." PJ tells Skyler that he likes it too then corrects himself and says "I like yours too." PJ says to Skyler "I like your hair." Skyler tells PJ thanks and that she likes his hair as well. Skyler tells PJ "It must be nice for your girlfriend to have a boyfriend with such great hair." and PJ responds with "I don't have a girlfriend." Skyler says "Oh that's too bad" then turns away and makes yes gestures with her mouth. PJ responds with "If you want to tell your boyfriend that I don't have a girlfriend, I'm cool with that." Skyler responds with "I don't have a boyfriend." and PJ says "Bummer" and turns away and makes yes gestures with his hands.
Teddy comes home and apologizes for being late and Skyler says "Oh, no problem. PJ has been keeping me company." and Teddy apologizes for that as well. Teddy tells PJ not to bother them and Skyler then says to PJ "Yeah, don't bother us." then as she heads upstairs she turns around and gives PJ the Call Me gesture with her hands.
Skyler pops out of the photo booth and tells Teddie that she doesn't want to do the contest anymore and when Teddy asks why Skyler says "I don't want to compete against my boyfriend." Teddy says "Boyfriend? Who's your boyfriend." Then Teddie sees pictures come out of the photo booth of Skyler and PJ. Teddie picks the photos up and says "No, No, No!" then PJ exits the photobooth and says "Yes, Yes, Yes!"
Teddy says to Skyler and PJ "So you guys are a couple?" and Skyler responds with "That's right. PJ's my dude." and PJ says "And Skyler's my lady." Teddy responds that she's gonna hurl. Teddy then says "So that's why you don't want to do battle of the bands? Because you're a couple?" PJ responds "That's right, competing against each other would not be good for our relationship." Emmett arrives and asks what's going on and Teddy says "I'll tell you what's going on. PJ and Skyler are a couple and now they don't want to do battle of the bands." During this scene, PJ and Skyler are arm and arm throughout it.
At the Battle of the Bands contest, Teddy goes up to Skyler and PJ and says to Skyler "Wow, would you look at that. Our ex-boyfriends gonna win this thing." Skyler says "I don't care. I have a new boyfriend." Teddy says "It makes me so mad. You two became an annoying couple and we can't compete." After Teddy says "Wait A Minute" PJ tells Skyler "Oh, I know that look. She's getting an Idea. I never get that look." Skyler responds "Me, Neither." and in unison Skyler and PJ both "Aww." and wrap their arms around each other.
PJ, Emmett, Teddy, and Skyler all perform together as a group in Battle of the Bands. Teddy says "This is a song about new love and how people find each other even though it might annoy someone's sister." Skyler and PJ share a lot of cute glances during the performance and after it Skyler gives PJ a cute wink. They all end up winning Battle of the Bands and afterwards PJ and Skyler hug and are shown talking to each other.
PJ comes up to Skyler by her locker and says "There she is." and then adds "Happy one week anniversary." Skyler and PJ share a hug. Skyler says "Aww, you remembered." and PJ responds "Yeah, and they said it wouldn't last." Skyler responds "They did? Who are they?" and PJ tells Skyler that "No, it's just an expression." and Skyler responds with "Wow, it's so fun going out with a smart guy."
Skyler says to PJ "I wrote a poem for you." PJ starts reading the poem "P is for the way you play guitar, J is for the joke you tell. Oh, that's beautiful." Skyler says to PJ "The hard part was getting it to rhyme, so I didn't." PJ says to Skyler "Oh, oh. I got a gift for you too." Skyler responds "A necklace? what's this?" PJ says "It's a piece of churro. It is the last bite of the first snack we ever shared." Skyler responds "Aww, that makes me so happy."
Skyler checks her text and says "Now I'm sad." PJ then asks "What's wrong?" Skyler responds "Oh PJ, you know me so well. Something is wrong. My Ex Boyfriend keeps texting me. He wants to get back together." PJ says to Skyler "You're wearing my churro. We're at the churro stage. I'll talk to this guy. Set him straight." Skyler says "Would you?" and PJ responds "Yeah, who is he?" Skyler tells him "His names Brock and he's captain of the wrestling team. He thinks he's so great just because he's undefeated." PJ responds "Huh, so that means he's never lost a fight and I've never been in a fight. Should have lots to talk about." The bell then rings for class and Skyler and PJ both say "See Ya." and Hug. PJ then says to himself "Man, the churro stage is complicated."
PJ tells Gabe that he has to call Skyler's Ex-Boyfriend to tell him to stop bothering her. PJ calls Brock and says "This is PJ. Skyler is my Girlfriend now and I want you to stop bothering her. Uh huh. Works for me." PJ tells Gabe that Brock wants to meet him after school to teach him a lesson. Later PJ tells Brock "I know it sucks to get your heart broken especially by someone as beautiful and smart as Skyler."
Skyler and PJ are sitting down next to each other doing homework. Skyler says to PJ "PJ, there's something we need to talk about." and PJ responds "Oh no, I knew this was gonna happen. You want to break up right?" and Skyler answers "Oh no, no, no. I think things are going really well." and PJ responds "Me too." Skyler then says "It's just that we've been seeing each other for three weeks and we haven't even gone out on our first date yet." PJ then responds "Yeah, your right. We've only been out with friends."
Skyler says to PJ "Yeah, and I think you learn a lot about a person on a first date." PJ then asks "Like what?" Skyler responds "Like sometimes their name. Or if the relationship is meant to be." PJ responds with "Really?" Skyler then replies with "Yeah, an awesome first date sets the tone for the entire relationship. I saw it on a cover of a magazine." PJ then says "Just the cover? Did you read the article?" and Skyler answers "No, I'm not a big reader." and PJ tells her "We are so right for each other." and Skyler responds "Uh, uh, uh. How do I know until we've had our first date." PJ then says "Okay, alright. Where do you want to go on our awesome first date?"
Skyler leaves the couch and says "What first date? No one's asked me out yet. Hint, Hint." PJ then says "Right, right. Well, Skyler would you like too.." and Skyler interrupts and says "Oops, I think my earring just fell out. Do you see it?" PJ says "Uh oh, Uh oh. Wait, Oh yeah, here it is." and he picks it up and is down on one knee and says "Where was I? oh yeah..Ah Skyler would you.." and then Bob interrupts and grabs PJ and tells him "What, what, what are you doing?" and PJ tells Bob "Dad, I was about to ask Skyler a very important question." and Bob responds "Your seventeen years old. You want to ruin your life forever?" PJ then says "I was just going to ask her out on a date." PJ and Skyler are just staring at Bob as he looks around and then Bob says "Oh, Have fun" and leaves while PJ and Skyler look at each other confused.
PJ aks Bob for help on the ideal first date. PJ says "I got to come up with something great for Skyler but I don't have any ideas." Bob says "How bout a moonlight picnic. Drive up into the mountains look out over the lights of the city." PJ responds "Sounds romantic. I like it. Thanks dad."
PJ and Skyler are driving up to the mountains. PJ says to Skyler "How are you enjoying our first date so far? Pretty special right?" and Skyler responds "This sure is a twisty road." and PJ responds with "Which is fine with me cause this is fun." PJ says to Skyler "You weren't wooing?" and Skyler says "That's because I don't feel very well." PJ then says "Oh, maybe your just hungry. Take something out of the picnic basket." Skyler then throws up into the picnic basket. PJ then says "Or put something in, your choice."
PJ and Skyler are on the couch in the living room getting ready to have a romantic dinner. PJ says "I'm so glad you are giving me a second chance." and Skyler responds "Let'sjust pretend our first date never happened." and PJ responds "What first date?" and then Skyler says "The one when I puked in the picnic basket." And PJ then says "Oh no, It's an expression." and Skyler responds with "Puked in the picnic basket is an expression? I don't think that's going to catch on."
Gabe's teacher is at the door and tells PJ that she has disturbing news aboutt his *Wife* and Skyler interrupts and says "Your wife? You have a wife?" and PJ says "No." and Gabe's teacher says "You don't?" and PJ responds that he does. Gabe's teacher asks Skyler "Who are you?" and Skyler says "I'm his girlfriend'."Skyler just looks confused about the whole thing.
During Teddy's video for Charlie, PJ says "And things are cool between me and Skyler. After I explained I wasn't married to my sister." Skyler then responds "Yeah, that would have been awful. Talk about puke in the picnic basket." and Teddy says "What?" and Skyler says "Oh, it's an expression."
Skyler and PJ are on the sofa playing with one of Charlie's toys. PJ says "Charlie can help us out with it later."
Skyler checks her phone and says to PJ "Oh, my dad's outside I gotta go. He doesn't like to be kept waiting." and PJ says "Alright" and Skyler and PJ share a hug and they say "See ya." to each other.
PJ answers the door and see's who he thinks is Skyler's father. The guy he thinks is Skyler's father says "I'm gonna be watching you. To make sure you treat Skyler right. That you're worthy of you. One more thing. I don't want her to know I've been checking up on you."
PJ exits the house only to be startled by who he thinks is Skyler's father. He asks PJ "I asked you a question. Where are you going?" and PJ responds "I'm going to the library to meet Skyler." and the guy who PJ thinks is Skyler's father says "Looking like that? You couldn't even comb your hair?"
PJ and Skyler are both on the sofa with Orange peels in their mouth. They each smile at each other with the Orange peels in there mouth. PJ says "Oh the old Orange Peel smile always cracks me up." Skyler tells PJ "I tried it once with a pineapple. Not as fun." and PJ responds "I gotta go rinse. I can't stand the feel of pulp on my teeth." and Skyler says "I love learning new things about you."
PJ goes into the kitchen and sees who he thinks is Skyler's father out the window and does a spit take. PJ then heads back out to the living room.
Skyler asks PJ "Is everything okay?" and PJ responds "Everything's great." and Skyler scoots closer to PJ and asks "Really." and PJ gets startles and gets up and says "Really, yeah, everything. Couldn't be better." and Skyler says "Your acting kind of weird." and PJ responds "I'm not acting weird. No. If anything, I'm acting not weird."
Skyler says "Why does this always happen?" and PJ responds "What?" and Skyler responds "I date a guy for a while and then all of a sudden he starts acting all strange." and PJ responds "Then what happens?" and Skyler responds "Then he just kind of disappears." and PJ gets a concerned look.
PJ is at work and the guy who he thinks is Skyler's father comes up to the counter and it startles him. PJ asks him how much longer is he going to father him around and the guy he thinks is Skyler's father says "Till I find out the kind of guy you are." Then the guy he thinks is Skyler's father says "Thanks. Got all I need." and PJ asks "For What?" and the guy he thinks is Skyler's father says "To tell Skyler you are not the guy. See ya."
PJ gets fed up and says "No. No. Stop. I am the guy. Skyler is the best thing that has ever happened to me and I'm not going away no matter what. Put that in your little notebook." The guy who he thinks is Skyler's dad comes up to him and says "Relax kid. You stuck up for yourself. That's what I wanted to hear." and PJ says "So it's Okay if I date your daughter?" and the guy he thinks is Skyler's father says "Oh, She's not my daughter. She's his daughter." and points to the guy who is really Skyler's father and says "He always hires me to check out the boyfriends."
PJ and Skyler are on the sofa with there arms around each other and laughing while watching TV. Skyler says "Oh this show is so funny. What's it called?" and PJ responds "The Gurgles. It's our favorite show, right Charlie?" and Charlie ignores him and PJ adds "Well, it's my favorite show." and PJ and Skylers arms are still around each other.
Skyler gets a text and says to PJ "Oh, um, I better go. But first I want a picture of you and me." and PJ says "Oh, can it wait till tomorrow? It will give me a chance to trim my beard." and Skyler says "Beard? I don't see anything." and PJ says "Really? I've been growing it out for like a month." Skyler tells PJ "Well, I really need a picture now."
PJ says "Well nobody else is home so Charlie will have to take it." after trying to explain it to Charlie, PJ says "Or we could just take it ourselves." and then PJ says "Ready? Smile." and both PJ and Skyler "Aww" and then Skyler says "It's Beautiful." and then Skyler adds "Well, I better go....Goodbye PJ." and Skyler hugs PJ very tightly and PJ asks Skyler "Oh, whoa, Hey, are you okay?" and Skyler responds "Yeah, I'm fine. It's just that..I'm fine." and PJ responds "Okay, See ya tomorrow." and Skyler says "Bye." and PJ says "That was weird."
PJ comes home and sees a letter on the door from Skyler. It reads "Dear PJ, I have something to tell you so I'm writing this note. But since your not a big reader. I taped it for you instead. There's a boombox on the bench. Hit play."
PJ hits play and the message says "So this is kind of hard. I have to tell you that..(Skyler starts to break down) I'm sorry. I can't go on. Just go back to the note." then PJ goes back to the note and it reads "I've got some really bad news. My dad has been transferred to New York City which means I'm moving there. I wanted to tell you but it made me so sad to say goodbye I just couldn't. I'll miss you forever. Oh, by the way. This is Skyler. Now press play again." PJ presses play and depressing music starts.
Bob comes outside and asks PJ what's going on and PJ hands his father the note. Bob says "PJ, I'm so sorry." and PJ tells Bob "Dad, She was the love of my life. I mean I'll never be happy again." Bob tells PJ "I know it feels that way now." and PJ interrupts Bob and says "No, No. I'll never be happy again." and Bob says "In time.." and PJ responds "No, Never." and Bob says "Fine. Alright, Alright. You're never going to be happy again." and PJ says to Bob "How could you say that?"
Gabe finds a note from PJ on the porch. Bob reads the note and PJ left a taped message for his family to read. Bob plays the message and it says "Hey guys. So, I decided to follow Skyler to New York so we could be together. Skyler's parents said I could stay with them till I land on my feet. So thanks for being a great family and don't worry about me. Love you. Oh, by the way, this is PJ." Gabe then tells his mom "Hmm, looks like somebody talked to the wrong son about Girls."
Bob goes to New York and knocks on Skyler's door. Skyler answers. Bob says "Actually, I'm just looking for PJ." and Skyler tells Bob "Aw, PJ. Can you believe he came all this way for me? It's so romantic." Skyler is confused a lot during the conversation thinking Bob is talking about the Pizza Man and not PJ. Bob tells Skyler "PJ Honey. Where's PJ?" and Skyler says "Oh, he's at work." Bob says "He got a job already?" and Skyler says "Yeah, he wants to make money to get his own apartment. He's working on Wall Street." and Bob says "He's working on Wall Street?" and Skyler tells him "Well, Under Wall Street."
Bob tells PJ he has to come home and PJ tells him "No, no. Skyler and I belong together." and then adds "Skyler is the best thing that has ever happened to me. We're meant to be together." and Bob says to PJ "PJ, your seventeen years old. How can you possibly know that?" and PJ tells him "Well. all I know is I don't want to be apart from her." Bob tells PJ "You might not be apart forever." and PJ says "What do you mean?" and Bob tells him "When it comes to love, there's a very old saying." and then adds "The saying is, Son if you love something. Set it free. If it comes back to you then it's yours. But If it doesn't, then it never was."
Skyler and PJ are holding hands outsider her apartment. PJ tells Skyler "So, even though you won't find another guy who's as crazy about you as I am. I set you free." Skyler tells PJ "And even though you'll never find a girl whos crazier than I am. About you. You're free too." and PJ says "So I guess this is it?" and Skyler says "See, this is exactly why I didn't want to say goodbye to you." PJ rubs Skyler's shoulders and arms and says "Hey, hey. Let's not say goodbye then. Let's just say, see you later." and PJ and Skyler give each other a big tight hug. Skyler goes back inside and PJ looks depressed. Bob comforts PJ.
Skyler is mentioned in this episode. PJ comforts Teddy and tells her about how he felt when Skyler moved to New York. PJ tells Teddy "Remember when Skyler moved away? I thought my world was over. Somehow I managed to move on. You will too."
PJ is watching the Hot Dog cart for the owner and Skyler comes up to the cart and asks for "One kraut dog, no kraut." and PJ says "Skyler?" and Skyler responds "PJ?". PJ says "Hi." and Skyler asks "What are you doing here?" PJ says "Teddy's taking a tour of N.Y.U. We're just here for the day." and Skyler responds "And you got a job?" PJ says "It's just temporary."
PJ asks "So how are you?". Skyler responds "Um, Great. I'm graduating high school. Getting ready to go off to college." PJ responds "Wow, Good for you." then they both look at each other for a second and PJ adds "Well, here's your kraut dog, no kraut." and Skyler asks "Uh, what do I owe you?" PJ says "It's on me. It's the least I could do for my ex-girlfriend." Skyler says "Thanks." then they look at each other for a few seconds and Skyler adds "Well, It was good seeing you." and PJ says "Yeah, you too." and Skyler walks away. PJ then says to himself "Of all the hot dog stands, in all the towns in all the world, she'd have to walk up to the one I'm temporarily working at."
The hot dog stand owner George comes back and says to PJ "You sold a hot dog with no Kraut, I can see it in your face." and PJ responds "I didn't mean to. It was for my ex-girlfriend." then George tells PJ no exceptions. PJ then tells George "I'm sorry. When I saw her I realized I hadn't really gotten over her." and George says to PJ "And did you tell her this?" PJ responds "No, I choked. I just let her walk out of my life again." George then says "Well, PJ, I think you should find her and tell her how you feel. She sounds like a very special girl." PJ then says "How am I going to do that? We're in the middle of the biggest city in the world and there's gotta be like 10 million people...oh, there she is."
Skyler walks up to PJ and says "Hey PJ." and PJ says "Look, I'm really glad you came back cause I have to tell you something." and then PJ adds "The minute I saw you, I knew I was still crazy about you." Skyler responds "Well, That's why I came back too." and then Skyler adds "I just finished talking to the kabob guy around the corner.." George interrupts and says "Ezra! He's my cousin. And very wise in the ways of love." Skyler then tells PJ "He helped me realize that I'm still crazy about you too." and PJ says "Really?" and Skyler responds "Really!"
PJ says to Skyler "Now that I have you back in my life, I'm never gonna let you go." and Skyler responds "Actually, I have to go. My family and I are driving to Maine for Christmas." and PJ sighs and says "So this is it?" and Skyler responds "I'm afraid so. I mean you'll be in Denver and I'll be off to college." and PJ asks "Where are you going?" and Skyler says "Denver University." and PJ says "Will you write me?" and Skyler says "Oh, Every day." George interrupts and says "I think I can help." and then George says to Skyler "Your going to school in Denver?" and Skyler says "Yeah?" and George tells PJ "And you live in Denver!" and PJ and Skyler in unison both say "Oh!" and then Skyler and PJ share a long and tight hug.
Teddy comes up to PJ and asks him how his day was. PJ says "Well I ate a bunch of hot dogs and I got back together with Skyler." and Teddy asks "How did that happen?" and PJ says "Well after the first four I had to take a nap." and Teddy interrupts and says "Skyler?" and PJ says "Oh, Right. I'll tell you on the plane."
